She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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