I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
