No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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