He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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