using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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