I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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