Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
