That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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