I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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