Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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