I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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