just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
