You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
ugly people sure do ruin things
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
