At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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