i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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