Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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