Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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