When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
