im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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