If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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