Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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