what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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