How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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