He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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