I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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