Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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