If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
