I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
they need to just BURY HIM!
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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