Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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