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its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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