Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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