ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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