hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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