: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
