my being single is dangerous.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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