Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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