Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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