it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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