Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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