i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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