he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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