Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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