how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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