When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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