in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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