wat bout pragnant strippers??
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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