Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
What a dumb baby whore.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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