I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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