So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
ok first of all what the fuck
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