hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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