Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
ttyl tear gas
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours