ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.