just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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