WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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