How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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